1. What do you do with the information I give you?
Nothing. When you fill out the form, none of that information goes anywhere. Our scripts give you a break up email, but none of that information is submitted to us or stored in any way.
2. Can you give me advice on breaking up?
No. The only advice we have is to fill out the form, copy the generated text into an email or Facebook message (you will remember to change your relationship status, right?), and click that submit button. Any requests for additional advice will be completely ignored by us experts here at BreakUpEmail.com. We are only experts in break up emails, not any other kind of break ups.
3. Why should I dump him/her by email?
a) you are a scaredy-cat unwilling, or too afraid, to even dump him/her over the phone;
b) you are too lazy to leave your computer and tell him/her in person;
c) he/she deserves to be dumped by email.
4. What kind of loser dumps someone by email?
See question 3
5. Is this site for real?
That depends on whose reality you're talking about.
6. I have a suggestion to make. Who do I talk to?
If you really think it's a great suggestion, you can send it to us by filling out the form on the contact page and we might take it seriously.
7. Why can't I send the email directly from this site?
We would love to make it easier for you to quit by email without having to cut and paste your letter, but if we did that then your arch enemy might send an email on your behalf to your boss, and that might get you in trouble, which could get us in trouble.
8. Who pays you guys to run this lousy site?
Nobody. That's what the advertisements on the site are for. And no, we do not make a bunch of money on this site; it pays our hosting costs and about 2 cups of cheap, stale coffee a week.
9. Is Dieter Schneider part of your team?
No, he is not part of our team. He is the guy who designed a free CSS website template which we found on the internet (at this site). Many other sites use his templates as well. He is in no way affiliated with this site, and the appearance of his name on this site does not mean that he agrees with the content of this site. If our site doesn't crash and burn, we will eventually pay him $9 for the unrestricted use of this otherwise free template.
10. Are you on Facebook?
There's no way any of us would accept your friend request if you tried to add us. That would be too creepy. So, for real facebook addicts, we created a Facebook group: click here.
11. Who created this site?
We are very secretive people. Therefore, no more questions.